Hilarious fun flask. Everyone has one of these days from time to time and now there's an instant remedy. When one of those days hits, just pull out your 'Too old for this shit" flask, take a few gulps, and walla - things will be much better.
Of course, you could also give it as a gift for someone retiring, or having a major birthday.
The flask has never been used or removed from its gift box. I took the picture of it in its original box because the box is hard to open and I didn't want to take a change on damaging it.
It is made of high quality lead free stainless steel and has an attached screw down cap. It measures 3.75" x 5.75" and holds 8 oz. of fluid. The image is protected by several layers of high gloss laminate. The flask is marked on the bottom "Trixie and Milo, Genuine Flask, 8 oz".
I did finally get the box open without damaging it so I could make sure that there at no dents, scrapes, or missing paint. The flask is perfect with no blemishes at all. When standing, it is a tiny bit wobbly, but it does stand with ease.
Buyer to pay $5.99 for USPS First Class Mail delivery charges. Shipping is from Nevada.
SPECIAL NOTE ABOUT POSSIBLE PARTIAL REFUND OF SHIPPING CHARGES:
Every January the postal service increases shipping charges. Previously, shipping charges were based solely on weight and zip code. This year the postal service went a bit overboard. Now, with this year's increase, the postal service has divided the United States in to 8 zones and all packages are charged by weight, size, and destination zone. This latest increase has added an additional .96 cents to up to $2.83 on packages, depending on their destination. I try to absorb some of the new charges and haven't increased my shipping charges in several years, but that's getting harder with each increase.
To complicate things even further, Google will not promote or show items for sale unless they have a designated cost, or unless the seller uses calculated shipping. My web host is not equipped to figure calculated shipping, so I have to quote a shipping charge using the east coast as the final destination and then refund over payments. When I return the overage, I usually do so by including cash inside the package when it's shipped. My feedback page will show verification that I do return overpayments.
COMBINED SHIPPING INFORMATION
I do combine shipping on multiple items purchased as long as all items can fit safely into a single box. However, my web host does not have the ability to calculate multiple item shipping costs. At checkout, you will be charged full shipping price on each item purchased and I will refund the appropriate amount of overpayment. If you are uncomfortable with any of that, you can send me an email with your zip code and stating which items you'll be purchasing and I'll calculate the correct combined shipping charges and send you a custom invoice.
International shipping charges also took a tremendous leap. International shipping will now depend on the country. Buyer must contact seller for international shipping charges before making a purchase. Seller reserves the right to void any international transactions where contact has not been made prior to purchasing.
All items in my listings come from either estate or garage sales. I do not know if they came from homes where smoking or pets were present. All items are sold in the same condition as when I received them.